sábado, 24 de diciembre de 2005

Off-Topic: El poder mágico de las pirámides

Ustedes me perdonarán el off-topic, pero es que si no lo cuento, reviento.

He aquí la pirámide mágica:

Ambrosio, me apetece algo caliente... anda, deja los bombones por ahí y desenfunda...

Cuando sale el anuncio es que me quedo como hipnotizado. Isabel Preysler. Qué decir de ella que no se haya dicho ya. Que si unos amigos que llegan sin avisar (mientras vestidita de jardinera estás arreglando un parterre de tu jardín de 500 hectáreas), que si la recepción del embajador... vamos, situaciones con las que cualquier ama de casa puede identificarse perfectamente. Pero fijaos bien en la bandeja de los puñeteros bomboncitos. Sale la bandejita, con los bombones formando una pirámide perfecta. Alguien coge el bombón del vértice. E, instantáneamente... ¡el bombón reaparece y la pirámide vuelve a estar intacta!!!! ¡Y no una vez, no! ¡TRES veces ocurre lo mismo en veinte segundos de anuncio!

¿Cómo lo hacen? ¿Es por eso por lo que Isabel Preysler está forrada de pasta? ¿Porque ha descubierto los bombones inagotables? ¿Es éste el poder mágico de las pirámides? ¿Acaso Isabel es un trasunto de Zatanna o la Bruja Escarlata?

¡Exijo una respuesta ya!!!

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